3 definitions by Elijah Simmons

Can get off track sometimes but will bring it up at the end. Has very good looks. Has a pretty decent penis size. When you see a Elijah you will know it is him. He is dumb in front of everybody but is smart inside. He dates a lot of girls but never finds the right one every Elijah will find his dream girl at the age of 14.
by Elijah Simmons December 30, 2017
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A conjunction-conjecture of the words "phase" and "blaze". It most often adresses the condition of being absent minded due to mental fatigue. In most cases the cause of fatigue is substance use and/or abuse.
Wooooah man, I was fazerblazed all day yestetrday; forgot my keys at home, left the restaurant without paying and stepped on some shit too. That party was heavy on me!
by Elijah Simmons June 30, 2013
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A mental and physical state that occurs after having spent a considerable amount of time with a fish or among fish. Can have both a positive and a negative connotation; the substance is contextual and the use is case specific.
- He came back after a long Sunday of hard work at the fishmongers. He took his boots off and lied in his bed staring at the ceiling. He was fished out!

- Yeah man so I met this girl, the Fish!
* The fish, ha! That's funny...cool nickname.Was she nice?!
- Sure man, loads of fun. We spent the whole day together, it was great, but I came back home totally fished out!
by Elijah Simmons June 30, 2013
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