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Elephantastical: Adjective.
A word to describe mostly males that do strange things such as tear shirts or wear feminine make-up like eyeliner, otherwise widely known as guyliner. A very high class individual. They may straighten their hair on occasion out of boredom. Highly recommended member of the elite, and are particularly fond of eating carrots with home-made dip as a nightly ritual. Very few are permited to this kind of status, so if you are elephantastical, you're the cream of the crop.
"This newstyle is entitled as elephantastical for the following reasons:
it's kick ass."
Exhibiting elephant-like behaviour or attributes. May refer specifically to an elephant’s great memory, but can also refer to features e.g. its great size, slow movement, or loyalty.
“How do you remember that!”
“What can I say, my memory is elephantatious.”
“Wow, you sure know a lot about cars,”
“My knowledge is somewhat elephantatious.”
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.