Electronic Dick

A slang for an electronic cigarette, more specifically, a big bulky one that spews out a ridiculous amount of vapor.

Guy 1: "Why is there steam coming up from the floorboards?"
Guy 2: "Oh that's just my roomate. He's in the basement sucking on his electronic dick again."

by Gringo The Clown December 27, 2011

Electron dick

A penis so small that it is seen only via an electron microscope.

Looks like old Teddy electron dick is back, got tweezers?

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016