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Ejok by Not so Lowkey May 27, 2021

Premature ejokulation 

The act of laughing at your own joke prior to delivering the punch line.
david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.

dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.

premature ejokeulation 

The act witnessed when a joke is so awesome that you can never complete it before starting to laugh.
No example needed, stop being retarded. Premature ejokeulation explains itself.
premature ejokeulation by Prewbaca February 2, 2008

ejokeulate 

ejokeulate is what happens when something soooo funny happens that you either can't stop laughing, wet yourself or have an orgasm.
Samantha: What's wrong with you?
Carl: I just saw a pensioner fall over trying to eat a creamcake. I think I ejokeulated.

Premature Ejokulation 

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.
Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.
Premature Ejokulation by dh718 March 26, 2010

Premature Ejokeulation 

When a film uses its best jokes in the trailer, so there's nothing funny left to watch in the film.
Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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