Ejok 

Tagalog slang for joke. Usually said after telling a joke.

Man: "What did the traffic light say to the car? Stop looking I'm changing!"
Man: "Ejok!"

Ejok by JoaquinCutie March 11, 2022

Ejok 

A p31 woman innit

She is an ejok

Ejok by Not so Lowkey May 27, 2021

Premature ejokulation 

The act of laughing at your own joke prior to delivering the punch line.

david letterman committed premature ejokulation last night.

dude thinks his jokes are so funny he prematurely ejokulates.

Premature ejokulation by spencedog April 11, 2009

premature ejokeulation 

The act witnessed when a joke is so awesome that you can never complete it before starting to laugh.

No example needed, stop being retarded. Premature ejokeulation explains itself.

premature ejokeulation by Prewbaca February 2, 2008

ejokeulate 

ejokeulate is what happens when something soooo funny happens that you either can't stop laughing, wet yourself or have an orgasm.

Samantha: What's wrong with you?
Carl: I just saw a pensioner fall over trying to eat a creamcake. I think I ejokeulated.

ejokeulate by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 22, 2008

Premature Ejokulation 

Attempting to make a joke before all the key parts that are necessary to make the joke funny are there; often with the hope that the missing parts will form by the time they are required.

Person 1: That was uncool.
Person 2: What's uncool is your... ... um... damn, premature ejokulation.

Premature Ejokulation by dh718 March 26, 2010

Premature Ejokeulation 

When a film uses its best jokes in the trailer, so there's nothing funny left to watch in the film.

Steve: Did you like The Simpsons Movie?
Matt: Ah, it was alright but the funniest thing was Spider-Pig and they used it in the trailer.
Steve: Yeah, I know what you mean, I hate premature ejokeulation.

Premature Ejokeulation by JanuaryOrchard September 14, 2016