Ejaculight

An occurrence that happens only to pre-pubescent seahorses . It’s when the male seahorse finds a fish carcass floating around, then it positions the fish body to be at a 73 degree angle from the nose of the seahorse. From there the pre- pubescent seahorse sticks it twig sized dick into the fish carcass, any opening works as long as it’s not the fish mouth to make sure the fish teeth don’t damage their dick. After the micro dick is in the fish, the seahorse repeatedly, extremely aggressively humps the poor fish’s flesh. When the seahorse finally ejaculates into the carcass it releases a hormone that causes the fish the glow. Slowly the seahorse will pull its minuscule dick out and make squeaks of pleasure and joy. This attracts the other pre- pubescent male seahorses to come rushing towards the original seahorse to fuck its tiny hairless body till it dies from the ever most painful pleasure.

Damn that pre-pubescent seahorse must be beginning the process of ejaculight.

Ejaculight by helislapp November 28, 2023

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Ejaculightenment

A brief period of sheer clarity and enlightenment only experienced in the short, glorious moments following an ejaculation. During this time of euphoria and wisdom, one sees the true meaning of life and is able to prioritize without the temporary, carnal biases of sexual desires. Ejaculightenment is exclusive to the male orgasm; in fact, the female orgasm often produces feelings of "love" and "closeness."

Noun: Ejaculightenment
Verb: Ejaculighten
Past tense: Ejaculightened
Progressive: Ejaculightening

After my most recent ejaculightenment, the phrase "bro's before hoes" really resonates with me. I now see that I waste an ungodly amount of time lusting after beef curtains and a pair of tits.

Ejaculightenment by QUAD4LIFE February 11, 2010