An occurrence that happens only to pre-pubescent seahorses . It’s when the male seahorse finds a fish carcass floating around, then it positions the fish body to be at a 73 degree angle from the nose of the seahorse. From there the pre- pubescent seahorse sticks it twig sized dick into the fish carcass, any opening works as long as it’s not the fish mouth to make sure the fish teeth don’t damage their dick. After the micro dick is in the fish, the seahorse repeatedly, extremely aggressively humps the poor fish’s flesh. When the seahorse finally ejaculates into the carcass it releases a hormone that causes the fish the glow. Slowly the seahorse will pull its minuscule dick out and make squeaks of pleasure and joy. This attracts the other pre- pubescent male seahorses to come rushing towards the original seahorse to fuck its tiny hairless body till it dies from the ever most painful pleasure.
by helislapp November 29, 2023
When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This
occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.
occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.
by helislapp November 28, 2022
When a male whacks a sexual partners butt after intense sexual intercourse. He then proceeds to swing his cock in circles causing him to fly, this allows him to smack the sexual partners butt more causing them to fart. The fart contains toxins that make both partners obtain rabies, their mouths start to foam and from there, they run around and bite people. This causes the whole process to repeat. The next day the toxins wear off and their mouths stop foaming.
by helislapp January 13, 2022
When two fish eggs of the opposite gender are eaten by their mother. The eggs then hatch and become baby fishes, from there, an incest process occurs. The little boy fish then penetrates his sister, in the butt, with his 3.95 inch fish dick that is 0.01 inches in diameter. If the fish penis is longer than the sister, its hardness will just go through the entire digestive system and out her mouth. From there, the brother fish rotates a full 360 degrees, 6 times. This preps the sister fish for what is coming next. The brother fish suddenly pulls out, swims to the back of the digestive system, and then, at full speed, swims with his dick out and thrusts into his sister. The impact of the dick entering the sister fish imminently puts her in shock. The momentum of the thrust causes the brother fish to die, then the sister fish wakes up and swims out of its mothers anus and lives happily ever after.
by helislapp November 28, 2022