3 definitions by helislapp

When a lubricated raccoon ingests 2.5 worms while twirling in circles singing the “Barny” theme song. When finished the raccoon proceeds to enter a fish tank with a boner, traumatizing the fish. This

occurrence causes the fish to swim into the lubricated raccoon anus and mate. From there they lay the eggs and exit the anus, in 3 months the raccoon allows baby worm raccoon fish to crawl out of its anus completing the process.
My pet raccoon had the squirmy wormy happen to him to him the other day.
by helislapp November 28, 2022
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When a male whacks a sexual partners butt after intense sexual intercourse. He then proceeds to swing his cock in circles causing him to fly, this allows him to smack the sexual partners butt more causing them to fart. The fart contains toxins that make both partners obtain rabies, their mouths start to foam and from there, they run around and bite people. This causes the whole process to repeat. The next day the toxins wear off and their mouths stop foaming.
Yeah he preformed a helislap on me the other night. IT WAS AWESOME
by helislapp January 13, 2022
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When two fish eggs of the opposite gender are eaten by their mother. The eggs then hatch and become baby fishes, from there, an incest process occurs. The little boy fish then penetrates his sister, in the butt, with his 3.95 inch fish dick that is 0.01 inches in diameter. If the fish penis is longer than the sister, its hardness will just go through the entire digestive system and out her mouth. From there, the brother fish rotates a full 360 degrees, 6 times. This preps the sister fish for what is coming next. The brother fish suddenly pulls out, swims to the back of the digestive system, and then, at full speed, swims with his dick out and thrusts into his sister. The impact of the dick entering the sister fish imminently puts her in shock. The momentum of the thrust causes the brother fish to die, then the sister fish wakes up and swims out of its mothers anus and lives happily ever after.
Bruh, that fish looks like it just experienced metamorfishmish.
by helislapp November 28, 2022
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