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If you ever meet a eighton you'll immediately catch feelings for you but then 9 months later he will break your heart so rather just stay away the first time
Person:Hi baby
Eighton:Hey babe
Eighton : we need to talk
Person : okay...
Eighton: I'm breaking up with you

2 weeks later his with a girl named Emily
Eighton by Thatgirltbh October 12, 2021
Words you can keep
Best person in the world! She is kind, smart, clever, and funny. She is genius, and gorgeous.
Wow, she is such a heartthrob. I wish I had an eighto for a girlfriend.
eighto by Eighto June 10, 2020

Eightowe Peso 

Eightowe Peso is the hottest young artist coming out of New Jersey. Some say he’s from New York but he primarily claims Hackensack, NJ as where he’s from.
Have you guys heard that new Eightowe Peso song?
Eightowe Peso by Distolium November 24, 2021

eighting 

The act of poking someone in the eyes.
Hey, are we eighting later?
eighting by cinnamonTrix August 10, 2008

eightOduecer

A median used to cover your ass when something you have is all fucked up.

Term used for fixing problems that you really don't have to fix.

Used when something goes wrong and you have to have an excuse for it being messed up.

Commonly used in the aviation community to fix administrative issues that arise because of lame ass rules.....
Brian: "Rob the evac plan doesn't exist; what should I do?"
Rob: "Give that mutha and eightOduecer!"
Brian: "Muthafukjonson!!; Why didn't I think of that?"

Jesse: "Phil gave me a siberian sledgehammer.... Suffrin Suckatash.... I am giving him an eightOduecer!"

Steet Lingo:"Hey Ho I will break an 8-0-Duecer off in your ass if you don't let me give you a modified Angry Pirate!!"
eightOduecer by filthy carlito August 26, 2011

eightofmarios 

That loser who plays overwatch with his autistic friends.
Have you seen Eightofmarios in any of your recent games? Because I saw that loser recently.
eightofmarios by IsaiahIsStoopid November 23, 2019
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