Eggressive

when you type a text, chat or email, that comes across all wrong. Upon reading it, the receiver gets super offended and now you have a hot mess to sort out...

WilyOne8467: What have you been doing all day?
SuprDude779: What are you implying?
WilyOne8467:Nothing! I mean, have you done anything today?
SuprDude779: Done anything??? WTF! Are you calling me a lazy good for nothing?!?!?!
WilyOne8467: Oh jeez, Dude! This is all eggressive, now!

Eggressive by StepMonster September 19, 2009

Eggressive

When the girl wont leave when you are done with her.

I had to get eggressive last night.. she just would not leave

Eggressive by azebb! August 8, 2025

pussive aggressive

Behavioral condition marked by the subject grabbing female genitalia without owner permission.

Yes, Mr. Donald can get rather pussive aggressive.
If a chick clears you on one pussive aggressive move, doesn't mean you get a lifetime pass.

pussive aggressive by msdee November 22, 2016

passive aggressive lol 

The act of using typing an angry(ish) message to someone but adding 'lol' to the end in order not to come off as angry/ irritated despite actually being angry/ irritated.

Emma: hey bbe, did u wash the dishes?? E xx

Dave: sry, been watching football. Will do l8r. D xx

Emma: u had better or I swear I will be pissed lol. E xx

A fine example of the passive aggressive lol.

passive aggressive lol by Cachanga March 11, 2014

Passive aggressive 

Acting upon agression in a non-confrontational manner.

Being passive aggressive is eating the last piece of your brothers cake.. not because you wanted it. Just because he pissed you off earlier and you knew he wanted it.

Passive aggressive by wanted my picture here June 12, 2019

aggressive snuggler 

Someone who is very comfortable with physical affection (think Abby Scuito from NCIS) and is not afraid to be bold in initiating it, especially with their significant other.

Boy: "What are you doing?"

Girl: "I'm an aggressive snuggler. Deal with it."

Slightly scared, he put an arm around her waist and let her hold him, not wanting to feel her wrath.

aggressive snuggler by Writer Chick July 31, 2009

Shits aggressively 

The act of shitting aggressively.

Guy number 1: Oh hey!

Guy number 2: *shits aggressively*
Guy number 1: wtf

Shits aggressively by Not a big boy February 2, 2021