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egging the lawnmower 

Verb

When a girl puts her period blood in every hole of your body, then uses wax to rip off your pubic hair.
Dude did you hear about when Tom's girlfriend started egging the lawnmower??

"That shit must've been so painful."
egging the lawnmower by jules019 December 20, 2020

quail egging 

when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.
Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.
quail egging by john john September 19, 2006

goose egging 

When a man sticks his ball sack into a vagina
Ted totally was goose egging her all night long.He goose egged so hard that he manage to get testicular cancer.
goose egging by Peelz 4 Dead May 2, 2010

cream egging 

when proforming anal sex the man cuts a cream egg in half and puts the larger end of the egg on the end of his penis and then inserts it into the girl's ass.after anal sex the dribbling melted chocolate is then licked from the girl's ass.
cream egg ,how do you like yours ???

preferbly dribbling out of our lasses ass!!

cream egging :)
cream egging by pissedoffpanda October 9, 2011

Rave Egging 

When one drinks excessively while creating Easter eggs to 90's trance and techno.... Preferably Darude's sandstorm.
I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your party last night. I was "Rave Egging."
Rave Egging by MagniumPI September 2, 2012

egging the mailman 

Jon-"Dood Antonio has been in there for a while"
Ryan-"Yeah man he's egging the mailman"
egging the mailman by Ryan000 June 24, 2007
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Oblication 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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