Egger'd 

verb (used with object)

1. The act of being given the task of fixing the unfixable.
2. The process of being incapable of prioritizing triage of care.
3. The process of filtering coffee with a sieve too large to allow retention of grounds.

"We are discouraged because we got egger'd last night and will be cleaning up that mess for the next few weeks"
"Sorry the coffee tastes bitter as I egger'd it this morning"

Egger'd by Goteggered November 2, 2012

Dead Egger 

A woman that chooses to not have children, She is neither a Thot or a Karen, She is angry because her past choices of a childfree childless life style. It is now too late for her to have Biological Children as all her eggs are dead. Has hatred for Thots and Karens in the world because a Thot can still have children and a Karen already has a family; but for a Dead Egger she is all alone as a Dead Egg

Carmen sure does love to treat her dogs as if they were her children with the stroller and all. Yah sadly she chose to be childfree for years saying she posted on reddit childfree that she was happy. But lately now at age 30 she seems to be a lot angrier since she can no longer have biological children. Such a Dead Egger

Dead Egger by LukAGoy December 19, 2019

Dead Egger 

A person, typically female, who consciously decides to not have children, who as they grow closer to middle age becomes increasingly bitter, angry and misanthropic towards all signs of affection, especially public displays. Absolutely hates children, hates marriage and hates people in loving happy relationships. Not all Wine Aunts will become Dead Eggers but all Dead Eggers were once Wine Aunts.

"Hey, my girl and I were out and she started kissing me and then this Dead Egger started tripping. Started yelling at us about making out in public. Crazy motherfucking Dead Eggers, man"

Dead Egger by HeavyHebrew December 20, 2019

Eager drinkers 

Eager drinkers are your average janes or joes who may or may not have had a long (but average) work week. But on Thirsty Thursday they want at start the weekend party early. But they only come out for two beers (lol) on Thursday. Then Friday hits and they are all about some Brett Eldredge or some Luke Combs (He plays guitar.)

It's Thursday night. I have missed my eager drinkers.

Eager drinkers by J Alan August 22, 2018

Eggerdly 

To act like an trans egg or someone who doesn’t know they are trans

Jack (Egg): I like shouldn't wear this but it looks so cute
Ally: you always are so eggerdly when you hang out with use, Something you want to tell us?

Eggerdly by JohnCalledYouJames August 3, 2023

Jax Dahlia Eggers 

A weird creature who will simp over you and love you too the end, but also flirt with everyone around them.

Rosa hates Jax Dahlia Eggers so much

Jax Dahlia Eggers by Jaxass December 27, 2020

Drunken Egget 

When you feel sorry for yourself and you drink your sorrows away, you down a bottle of vodka before school and go to pub at dinner and get drunk b4 your p.e lesson. you also try to get off with another girl saying you love her!

I think im turning into a Drunken Egget

Drunken Egget by Paul Abscott January 21, 2009