egg beaters 

Testicles; used when a male is having intercourse with a female and his testicles are slapping against the female, making a distinct "slapping" sound. Derived from the term "beat cakes", another term for intercourse.

I had drunk sex last night with Alexis and she wanted it rough, and now my egg beaters are sore this morning.

egg beaters by Wally L Richardson April 18, 2010

Rusty Eggbeater 

Verb: The act of jamming a running electrical eggbeater into someones vagina during sex.

Guy 1: "Man how did things go with her last night?"
Guy 2: "Things went awesome, she really loved it when we did the Rusty Eggbeater"

Rusty Eggbeater by vlaskipravik December 20, 2012

Egyptian Eggbeater 

A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.

"Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?"
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."

Egyptian Eggbeater by Ed Denes April 3, 2008

eggbeater 

the torturous kick neccesary to play water polo

The kid grew tired of doing eggbeater and found himself barely bobbing above the water.

eggbeater by allyourbaseball March 11, 2010

czechoslavakian eggbeater 

verb~ The act of giving one a black eye by way of testicle slap, during which the attacker is lodging an ear of corn up the victim's rectum.

"how was that czechoslavakian eggbeater?"

"it was worse than that Russian Candycane."

czechoslavakian eggbeater by calex goodman June 6, 2010

eggbeater 

when a PERSON sloshes cum around in their mouth. afterward they can either spit or swallow.

Before one swallows the nut one gives it a good eggbeating

eggbeater by luna_c January 19, 2005

eggbeater 

when a girl sloshes cum around in her mouth. afterward she can either spit or swallow.

Before she swallows the nut she gives it a good eggbeating.

eggbeater by Teddu August 6, 2003