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Scrambled egg baby 

A baby that only eats eggs
I am coming from ayydubs video
Auntie: is it a girl or a boy?!
Pregnant lady: it’s a Scrambled egg baby
Scrambled egg baby by kira8j April 29, 2021

Scrambled egg baby 

When a pregnant woman and her partner have so much sex that it scrambles the shit out of the baby and come out not 100%
My husband and I had so much sex our baby is probably a scrambled egg baby.

cracked egg baby 

a baby who will be born under a high risk pregnany (a mother is 35 or older), and therefore has a higher chance of being special
"She's pregnant! How old is she?"
"SHe's 42"
"Oh man, that's going to be a cracked egg baby"
cracked egg baby by Jochow May 21, 2007

pickled egg baby 

a baby born with any number of maladies caused by the fact that the mother is 39 and has spent the last 25 years polluting her eggs with alcohol or other illicit substances.
can you believe Rebekka is pregnant again? than that bitch gonna have a pickled egg baby after all the shit she do.
pickled egg baby by jamcam79 March 11, 2024