Edward Penis Hands

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

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Edward Penishands

When a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man's penis, and cannot untape them until she has made each man ejaculate.

Girl: Patrick and Stanley wanted me to Edward Penishands them last night, but my left hand got tired and I was stuck with Patrick all night.

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Jessica and I stayed home from Sunday School so that we could finish watching Edward Penishands.

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