Edmvn 

A attention seeking whore who just wants to be better than everyone and will litt comment on everything that you I've don't wrong

Wow I meet a edmvn last night.... I just wanted to strangle him

Edmvn by Vannawazhere December 23, 2014

Edmango 

Someone who is built like a garbage can

Person 1: Where's the garbage can?
Person 2: Over there!
Person 1: No, that's just Edmango

Edmango by Blogan Maschari November 12, 2019

The King Edmund School 

The king edmund school also known as KES

Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian

RUN, FAR AWAY

Me: I go to The King Edmund School, what about you?
Mutual: *runs*

The King Edmund School by elkie says stan loona June 13, 2018

Edmoncton 

A Canadian city located halfway between Edmonton and Moncton. It is unique in that it is the only city in the world that has never been inhabited by humans.

"Hey dude, let's go to Edmoncton."

"Dude, NO ONE has ever been to Edmoncton. So I think the roads are kinda bad."

Edmoncton by sully.d February 5, 2009

St Edmund Hall 

founded in the 1200s it is oxford's oldest acadmic establishment and probably the best college in oxford. More commonly known as teddy hall or the banter college, it is famed for it's many sporting and dramatic successes (rather than it's few academic ones), and will be found dominating the dancefloor everynight across oxford, recognisable by chants of teddy teddy teddy hall hall hall.

ex teddies include al murray (pub landlord) stewart lee and tery jones

st hilda's schlad "i wish i could have gone to st edmund hall"

St Edmund Hall by st edmund of abingdon November 15, 2011

Edmonton handshake 

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.

Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"

Edmonton handshake by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

edmentum 

The worst schooling website ever created, a glorified slideshow. Many schools subjected their students to this torture following the COVID-19 pandemic as many were forced to do remote learning. Edmentum works slide by slide, teaching students the same coursework they learned last week, and the week before that, and the week before that.

Student 1: God damn I hate edmentum. It's the same shit over and over again
Student 2: Maybe if they had a budget higher than $5 it would be better.

edmentum by Russlol November 3, 2021