Ecrypment

Mysterious or baffling machinery;
cryptic equipment.

Used to describe any machine that you do not immediately understand the purpose of.

The road's shut down; a bunch of guys in reflective vests were setting up ecrypment all day.

by Liam616 March 23, 2011

encrapment

A technique used by undercover police when performing a sting operation to entrap a felcher like Larry Craig while cottaging in an airport rest room.

Noting the abnomally wide stance of the guy in the next stall, The officer grunted and moaned trying to get cottager's attention.

In the next stall Repugnican Senator Larry Craig became more and more aroused. The sound of the yound cop pinching a loaf drove the old skat lover wild. He thought he'd found a blumpkindred spirit. Little did he know he'd soon be the victim of encrapment.

Craig later claimed his wide stance was just to to keep his trousers up. Everyone knew it was really to accomodate his gaping asshole aquired from years of fisting.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 6, 2007

encryptment thesis

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.

The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.

by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003

Encrapment

The process of becoming less/not crappy

That doofus should go for an encrapment camp

by sempai July 12, 2004

escrapment

To be cool or state of being cool

He is so escrapment, you can't force escrapment it just happens.

by mike6 December 31, 2007

encrapment

To innocently enter a bathroom unaware that the person before you plugged up the toilet and it is now unusable.

Poor Ted had to take a dump so bad but found that he was a victim of encrapment.

by Rico Suavemoose January 29, 2017