When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.
I had to poop sooooo bad but when I sat down, nothing. I just dry fired.
Antonym of willpower. A synonym is weakness. A powerful lack of willpower.
I have a very strong sense of wontpower and can refuse to not do most things.
A companion or friend, typically male, that has agreed in the event of your death to break into your house and delete your internet
browser history. You in return, will do the same for them thus avoiding embarrassment when spouses or family members are going through your stuff after the funeral.
Me: Hey man, if I die, will you be my browser brother?
You: I'm honored you asked and yes I will. I've got so much nasty nasty on my computer that I wanna take to the grave.
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a unit of measurement to quantify the amount of pornographic images, video, and data contained one's computer.
Don: "Man, my laptop is running slow!"
Glenn: "That's because you have way too many giggity giggity bytes of porn on it."
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Persons who refuse to use words, phrases, or complete sentences on social media or while texting opting instead to only share overused
memes during online conversations.
A person who thinks they might have contracted
Coronavirus, each time cough, sneeze, or wake up feeling poorly even though they have not been tested.
Paul: "I woke up this morning feeling a bit down and then sneezed. I wonder if I might have coronavirus. I should get tested."
Ellen: "You probably don't have it. You are such a hypocovidriac."
A name given to a person who doesn't like Halloween. Essentially Ebenezer Scrooge, but for hallowed.
Joey sure doesn't like Halloween. What an Eboonezer Scrooge.
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