Persons who refuse to use words, phrases, or complete sentences on social media or while texting opting instead to only share overused memes during online conversations.
Bob on Facebook: "I had such an awful day. They forgot to remove the nuts on my Avocado Caprese Salad. While I don't have a nut allergy, I stand in solidarity with those who do."
Karen: Responds with meme of sad bear
Bob: "Thanks Karen, that really doesn't make me feel better".
Karen: Responds with meme of Patrick from Spongbob Crying
Bob: "Karen, you're such a meme mime. Why won't you just use your words?!?!?"
Karen: Responds with Todler Girl in pink with blond pigtails "I don't know" meme
Karen: Responds with meme of sad bear
Bob: "Thanks Karen, that really doesn't make me feel better".
Karen: Responds with meme of Patrick from Spongbob Crying
Bob: "Karen, you're such a meme mime. Why won't you just use your words?!?!?"
Karen: Responds with Todler Girl in pink with blond pigtails "I don't know" meme
by ryatellsastory July 17, 2020
A name given to a person who doesn't like Halloween. Essentially Ebenezer Scrooge, but for hallowed.
by ryatellsastory October 31, 2015
by ryatellsastory April 01, 2015
A person who thinks they might have contracted Coronavirus, each time cough, sneeze, or wake up feeling poorly even though they have not been tested.
Paul: "I woke up this morning feeling a bit down and then sneezed. I wonder if I might have coronavirus. I should get tested."
Ellen: "You probably don't have it. You are such a hypocovidriac."
Ellen: "You probably don't have it. You are such a hypocovidriac."
by ryatellsastory July 17, 2020
A companion or friend, typically male, that has agreed in the event of your death to break into your house and delete your internet browser history. You in return, will do the same for them thus avoiding embarrassment when spouses or family members are going through your stuff after the funeral.
Me: Hey man, if I die, will you be my browser brother?
You: I'm honored you asked and yes I will. I've got so much nasty nasty on my computer that I wanna take to the grave.
You: I'm honored you asked and yes I will. I've got so much nasty nasty on my computer that I wanna take to the grave.
by ryatellsastory January 03, 2015
When one sits down to have a bowel movement but only farts are emitted causing confusion in the sitting person as to why nothing solid has evacuated the body.
by ryatellsastory August 11, 2015
a unit of measurement to quantify the amount of pornographic images, video, and data contained one's computer.
Don: "Man, my laptop is running slow!"
Glenn: "That's because you have way too many giggity giggity bytes of porn on it."
Glenn: "That's because you have way too many giggity giggity bytes of porn on it."
by ryatellsastory January 31, 2015