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Ebenezer 

Ebenezer is one of the nicest guys you will meet. He is honest, someone who is willing to try something new, likes adventure, will do almost anything for a friend and likes meeting new people and making their days. He is intelligent, humorous, and caring to everyone and comforts in time of need. He is very romantic and humble but overall has a great charm.
Ugh, i wish he could be more like Ebenezer
Ebenezer by CXVN Baller February 26, 2015

Ebenezer Splooge 

Verb: Following the refusal of a Christmas blow job, the act of covering one's soon-to-be ex in jizz during the night, screaming "Bah Humbug!" to wake him or her, and subsequently dropping their skank ass in the gutter.
Dude 1: "Dude, are you and that skank still dating?"

Dude 2: "Naw, I Ebenezer Splooged her last Christmas..."

Dude 1: "Way to be."
Ebenezer Splooge by jkabat December 17, 2011

Ebenezer screwed 

when you get really shitty gifts that ruin your Christmas spirit.
"Man, I got Ebenezer screwed this year. My family only gave me socks and Christmas cards with no money in them. I hate the holidays."
Ebenezer screwed by Irasal December 27, 2014

ebeneezer goode 

pills, E, Ecstasy, XTC, Vera's

A term used around 15 years ago during the rave scene. cheesy quaver.
"E's are Good, E's are Good - He's Ebeneezer Goode."

Ebenezer 

Ebenezer is rich
Ebenezer by Ebenezer June 25, 2018

Ebenezer 

Ebenezer is a very nice guy, he is funny and very loyal. He will always have your back no matter what. He has a loving and caring personality
Ebenezer is such a nice person I wish I was more like him
Ebenezer by Man 13:12 May 10, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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