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Ebenezer is one of the nicest guys you will meet. He is honest, someone who is willing to try something new, likes adventure, will do almost anything for a friend and likes meeting new people and making their days. He is intelligent, humorous, and caring to everyone and comforts in time of need. He is very romantic and humble but overall has a great charm.
Ugh, i wish he could be more like Ebenezer
by CXVN Baller February 26, 2015
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A nice cute dork/geek who is loving and caring towards others, but get on her bad side or annoy her, and she will get you! Smart, funny, cool, book worm. She looks girly, but isn't. She has a super big secret that know one knows, and won't give it away!๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿค—

Real Meaning: "Stone Of Help"
Timmy : "Hey Ebenezer! Are you going to the dance?"
Ebenezer:"No, I have important things to do."
Jessica:"Like what?"
Ebenezer"Go to church and pray to God to help y'all not to do anything crazy at the dance!"
by Marigonzalesia December 16, 2017
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When in the sitting position the front zipper of the pants sticks out extremely far creating the appearance of an erect penis.
No Susan, I'm not that happy to see you. My pants just form an ebenezer every time I sit down.
by R. Lee Morris March 30, 2006
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A very small town in between Yorkton and Canora. Where badasses are born due to lack of law enforcement and activities. Where dirtbiking/quading on public roads are ok unless your not related/friends with the current mayor. Also known as E-ville.
All our sesh spots in Yorkton are gone, so we went to Ebenezer.

Your from Ebenezer?! So whats the longest time you've spent in jail?

Ebenezer is the best place to party! You can lay in the middle of the road pissed drunk and you won't get run over!
by E-ville Lunatic October 19, 2011
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A close friend, a homie. Originates from an extension of nizza, which orginates from nigga. For more formal settings where nizza or nigga is inappropriate. No race restrictions. Also spelled: ebeneza.
How is my favorite ebenezer doing?
by hdsokwadls August 08, 2006
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A person that resembles "Gay" but denies it. Only God knows.
Ebenezer: ps IM NOT GAY. fuck whoever pmed aaron saying im gay just fuck yourself
by This is not Smiley December 08, 2009
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Only caring for one's own interest in the bedroom while also finding a way to profit at the others expense.

Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged
Bobby: "Man we are so dam broke, we need to figure somethin' out to pay these bills."

Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"

Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"
by M24TheWizard March 16, 2011
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