Eatmu 

Eatmu is a part of the BOFA family of insults. It is usually brought up in conversation as a question or command given by another person. It’s main purpose is to confuse said person and then make a complete ass of them.

“Hey can you eatmu?”

“What’s eatmu?”
“Eatmu ass.”

Eatmu by woodisgood01 June 21, 2022

Eatductive

When someone just makes their day productive by eating favourite food with homies!

Me: “Damn bro, I ain’t gonna eat outside again today”
Homie: “Cmon man lets make this day eatductive?”

Eatductive by NixDics January 18, 2021

Kansas City Earmuffs 

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.

Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.

Kansas City Earmuffs by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Earmuffs 

Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.

I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor

Earmuffs by FTMTBEAR March 7, 2017

oral eatout 

Literally, to eat someone out, but instead of eating out a pussy, you eat out another mouth. One thing is that the tongue does not orgasm, so you have to lap up the salivic liquids by yourself.

Harrison and Charlotte performed an oral eatout on each other and sucked each other's tongues. They had a whole salivic exchange.

oral eatout by Babies porn August 27, 2013

earmuffs 

A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.

Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.

earmuffs by Sha June 18, 2003

German Earmuffs 

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

German Earmuffs by sucubus August 29, 2008