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Eatmu is a part of the BOFA family of insults. It is usually brought up in conversation as a question or command given by another person. It’s main purpose is to confuse said person and then make a complete ass of them.

“Hey can you eatmu?”

“What’s eatmu?”
“Eatmu ass.”

Eatmu by woodisgood01 June 21, 2022

Words you can keep

Eatductive

When someone just makes their day productive by eating favourite food with homies!

Me: “Damn bro, I ain’t gonna eat outside again today”
Homie: “Cmon man lets make this day eatductive?”

Eatductive by NixDics January 18, 2021

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Kansas City Earmuffs

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.

Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.

Kansas City Earmuffs by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Earmuffs

Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.

I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor

Earmuffs by FTMTBEAR March 7, 2017

oral eatout

Literally, to eat someone out, but instead of eating out a pussy, you eat out another mouth. One thing is that the tongue does not orgasm, so you have to lap up the salivic liquids by yourself.

Harrison and Charlotte performed an oral eatout on each other and sucked each other's tongues. They had a whole salivic exchange.

oral eatout by Babies porn August 27, 2013

earmuffs

A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.

Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.

earmuffs by Sha June 18, 2003

German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

German Earmuffs by sucubus August 29, 2008

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026