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Rat earbuds 

Rat earbuds are earbuds made from a pair of ears off a dead rat's carcass, along with some spare wire. The ears of the rat function as the buds that go in your ears, while the wire functions as the cord and aux plug. Not as good as normal ear buds, but will do in a pinch.

Crafting requirements:

x2 severed rat ears

x1 spare wiring

x1 salvaged aux plug
Johnny broke his air pods and didn't have the money for a new pair so he fashioned himself a pair of rat earbuds for now until he gets paid on Friday.
Rat earbuds by Suckmytoes_77 April 14, 2021

The Earbud Theory 

Boys that wear earbuds are automatically less toxic and more sweet than those that wear airpods. They are usually softer and kinder because they don’t necessarily care about things in the material world. Sources say it’s 100% scientifically factual.
“Look at that kid wearing earbuds, he’s so sweet!” “Yeah, he’s a great example of The Earbud Theory”

Earbud Ache 

When you use the shitty buds that apple gives you and it stretches out the inside of your ears to fit in place. Thus causing the ear ache.
Dude one: Shit man! What happend to your ears?!?!
Dude two: What?!?!?!
Dude one: Their all deformed!!!!!!
Dude two: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!
Dude one: Shit man. You're gonna have one hell of an earbud ache.
Earbud Ache by Renaldo1495 October 24, 2008
That annoying piece of shit rubber that penetrates your ears. The bass explodes loudly with the earbud/s (can be used plurally).
"Chelsey, you ripped my earbud out!"
"Chelsey, you ripped my earbuds out!"

earbud reflex 

the amount of time it takes to react to something; usually slowed by the noise-canceling effect of wearing earbuds.
guy 1: hey dude, i'm gonna totally pants Will over there, he totally won't hear it coming sinse he's wearing earphones.

guy 2: nawww dude, Will has some serious earbud reflex, don't even try it.
earbud reflex by dogmaster97 July 11, 2010
Magical devises that transport you to another demension and get you away from all your problems.
I can't hear you. My earbuds are in.
Earbuds by Dude56931 April 15, 2015
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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