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Easy easy easy 

The thing your teacher says before giving you the hardest test of your life. If your teacher says this, you must run from it. A scientific study conducted by MIT confirms that the average test score when a teacher says this is 49%. This phrase is often followed up with stuff like "I am ashamed to give you this test".
Teacher: OK guys pop quiz! Don't worry, it's easy easy easy.

Gullible Student: Oh, it's good I didn't study. This test will be very easy to pass.

Smart Student: Oh crap, I am screwed. I guess I must break my fingers. Hey Daquan, can you break my fingers?

Daquan: Sure, if you break mine.

Smart Student: Deal.
Easy easy easy by SleazyBoy May 21, 2018
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easy come easy go 

A proverb meaning if something good happens easily it easily can be taken away or destroyed
Money a good example of Easy Come Easy Go
easy come easy go by ac February 13, 2004

Easy cum easy go 

Someone with premature ejaculation problem. He cums and goes well.
"Be careful, he's an easy cum easy go. He's doing 'cum speedrun' any%"
Easy cum easy go by CPU65028080CPU December 31, 2022

Easy Pickings 

Someone that is really easy to mess with because you know they won’t do anything to defend themselves.
Guy 1: Watch it tough guy.

Guy 2: Sorry man, didn’t see you.

Guy 1: Better look next time pipsqueak, you’re easy pickings.
Easy Pickings by USLOPA March 15, 2023

Low Slow and Easy 

The saying used when ditching an airplane on a surface that isn't a runway
Man, ProductForce65 had to take er really low slow and easy at Salt Lake last weekend. Butter landing though!
Low Slow and Easy by DannyBoiSK October 27, 2018

Low, Slow, and Easy 

Slang for ditching an airplane in a body of water, a la Sully Sullenberger.
"If I'm impacting the ground in an airplane, that's not a runway, I think Low, Slow, and Easy should definitely be a saying."