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eastern europe

A very interesting, exciting and beautiful part in Europe. Has been under the communist rule in the past, now the majority of countries are heading towards capitalism and accepting more Western-European and American lifestyle.

Eastern Europeans are people with rich national history and heritage, strong family traditions and bonds. Although it is hard to generalize, most of EE appreciates friendship a lot and do not idolize McDonalds. EE'ns take life easy, drink a lot and don't listen to crap music.

Eastern European women are one of the most beautiful, sexy women that the Earth has seen.

Last but not least, Eastern Europeans are party people.
A: This girl on that billboard is stunning.
B: Yea, probably she is Eastern European.

A: Wow, see that girl? She's dressed so well.
B: Come on. When I was in high school in Bulgaria all girls dressed that well. No big deal.

A: Hey hey, that guy drank all the vodka that was supposed to be for all of us at the party.
B: Whatever. He's probably Eastern European.

A: Wow, that guy takes life easy. He is not obsessed with work, taxes and drama. Is he Jamaican?
B: I know that guy, he's Eastern European.

A: Hey, it's Friday night. Let's go to the Reading Club meeting.
B: Come on bro, let's go clubbing with out Eastern European friends.
by n.trance December 28, 2008
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Eastern Europe

The Eastern half of Europe, as the name states, which contains about half of the European countries. Not to be mistaken with Western Europe.
Wow, I thought I bought a train ticket for Western Europe, but here I am, in Eastern Europe! Oops!
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eastern europe

I think Dracula lives here. I don't know anything else about this place.
None of the countrys in eastern europe are famous.
by Juni Cortez January 23, 2009
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Eastern Europe

Crimea is an eastern european region. It's Putin's backyard.
by fayarc May 31, 2018
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Eastern European Card Draw

A bogus drinking card game you play with a group and target an unsuspecting person. The whole time you (and your accomplices) work to make the subject drink as much as possible. Goal is to see how far you can push without letting them discover that there is no actual structure to the rules and they always seem to have to drink.
Examples of how Eastern European Card Draw plays out:

"Guess this card"
"Seven of Diamonds?"
"It is a Diamond, but it's a nine. And since it is Wednesday you must drink eleven sips."

"Guess this card"
"Six of Hearts"
"It's a ten of Clubs, ten minus six is four but multiply by a factor of three because you're drinking a light beer. So drink twelve."

"Guess this card"
"Ace of Hearts"
"You got it! Everyone else drink one."
by Bill Murray (really?) October 14, 2013
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eastern european

Someone who comes from Eastern Europe and has Eastern European ancestry.
'' Hey have you seen those Eastern Europeans they are f****** badass! ''
by James Hingley June 2, 2008
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Eastern European girls

Very sexy girls that originate from Eastern Europe, mainly from Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Croatia, Ukraine, Latvia and so on. They are known for their very sexy and slender bodies and most have natural blonde hair with blue eyes. Their thin bodies show that some could be anorexic and some Eastern European girls are fat but this is very uncommon in that part of the world. Most prostitutes come from Eastern Europe. They are the most beautiful women in the world and most speak English with a very sexy accent.

Unfortunately there would be a few that would steal your money after marrying you and would run away after the 3rd day of marriage. Eastern European girls like to live in english speaking countries; especially England, America and Canada.

On the plus side, they are very friendly and they love black and asian guys. They don't eat fast food and put American girls to shame in beauty contests. Some Eastern European girls can also be quite lazy and some don't work at all. You don't have to visit Eastern Europe to see them, just travel to London or New York and they will be there.
Adam: Hey Joe check out this picture of my new girlfriend and she's from Russia.
Joe: WOW, shes fucking hot!
Adam: Yeah, Eastern European girls are so beautiful.
by Downtown Wtf August 10, 2009
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