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Slang. When a person is insulted or dissed it means they have been parred.
Richard: What time is it?
John: Time to fuck your mum.
Kenny: Eeey blud dat's a par!
by Downtown Wtf October 02, 2009

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1) A girl that comes from the San Fernando Valley that can be very prepy, rich, and usually spolied. Says like, omg, jk or kk a lot in sentences, and loves shopping in the mall.

2) Wears clothes which are usualy situated for the winter, even when its in the middle of summer. (it doesn't bother them)

3) (the most irritating thing) It is in a group in 2 or more, they usualy stare at you for a while then whisper among themselves, they then leave the room or place, etc...
5-10 mins later they return and do the same process. No one but themselves know what they are talking about.

4) Hardcore Valley Girls don't admit that they are valley girls and get pissed off if you call them one.

No one really likes Valley Girls but each other.
1) Like omg, yesterday was like totaly cool, i went shopping and got myself a $5 dress!

2) (conversation between 2 boys)
Boy 1: dude, why is that girl wearing winter clothes
Boy 2: because she is a valley girl

3) (conversation between 2 boys, and 2 girls but in different areas)

Boy 1: Dude did you see that fight last night in that nightclub?

Boy 2: No, but it was in the news, one guy actually got his head cut off.

Girl 1: ;]/]';;;# (random gibberish)
Girl 2: {

Boy 1: Look the Valley Girls are staring at us
Boy 2: Oi, what you talking about

(dead silence)

Girl 1:
Girl 2: @}@@?~&)*(&!!!!!!!

(they run off)

Boy: Oh look its the Valley Girls
Girl: Stop making fun of us, we aint Valley Girls
Boy : But you live in the Valley?
Girl: Yeah but like we aint like the Valley Girls
by Downtown wtf August 20, 2007

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Very sexy girls that originate from Eastern Europe, mainly from Russia, Bulgaria, Romania, Croatia, Ukraine, Latvia and so on. They are known for their very sexy and slender bodies and most have natural blonde hair with blue eyes. Their thin bodies show that some could be anorexic and some Eastern European girls are fat but this is very uncommon in that part of the world. Most prostitutes come from Eastern Europe. They are the most beautiful women in the world and most speak English with a very sexy accent.

Unfortunately there would be a few that would steal your money after marrying you and would run away after the 3rd day of marriage. Eastern European girls like to live in english speaking countries; especially England, America and Canada.

On the plus side, they are very friendly and they love black and asian guys. They don't eat fast food and put American girls to shame in beauty contests. Some Eastern European girls can also be quite lazy and some don't work at all. You don't have to visit Eastern Europe to see them, just travel to London or New York and they will be there.
Adam: Hey Joe check out this picture of my new girlfriend and she's from Russia.
Joe: WOW, shes fucking hot!
Adam: Yeah, Eastern European girls are so beautiful.
by Downtown Wtf August 10, 2009

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1) stands for Recreational vehicle
2) can also be Road Virus (since they are like everywhere in the fricken summer)
1) dad: hey son, we taking the RV for a day trip want to come?
2) son: no thanks i think ive seen enough this week
by Downtown wtf August 22, 2007

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1. another name for a lampost
2. a tall and lanky figure
3. a fireman
1. look at the baldip its very dim!
2. that must be the tallest baldip ever!
3. lol that baldip saved that cats life!
by Downtown Wtf January 09, 2008

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The new name of runescape since December the 10th 2007, as of silly updates made to "improve the game"
mark: hey last night you know on runescape...
jack: dude runescape? don't you mean ruinscape, fuck that game now, its making 5 year olds retarded.
by Downtown wtf December 17, 2007

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Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.
Joe: Let's play hide and fuck.
Amy: Ok sure

Joe: Ready or not I'm coming
Amy: Me too!
by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009

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