Earthquak 

How to spell earthquake if you're stupid

At akron University, a desk has "Earthquak" Written on it, below it is an arrow saying "You spelled Earthquake wrong".

Earthquak by Not_a_Zip April 17, 2011

Earthquake head 

Absolutely mind blowing fellatio.

Last night's blow job was a real Earthquake head.
I thought my brain was going to explode!

Earthquake head by fishyfishy-oh May 29, 2012

batman earthquake

When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass

Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead

batman earthquake by Dragor July 9, 2016

You make my earthquake 

When you get that feeling of butterflies and the world stops just think about the that special someone

Damn babe you make my earthquake

You make my earthquake by Bigdaddylk February 8, 2020

Earfquake 

The name of a Tyler the creator song with a flaming hot Playboi carti feature; a play on the word earthquake.

Cause you make my "earfquake", oh, you make my earth quake
Riding around, your love is shakin’ me up and it's making my heart break.

Earfquake by Bando Bandito May 18, 2019

Chad earthquake 

When a total lad takes a shit in a public washroom. Clenches as hard as he can for optimal splashing. Makes loud and obnoxious grunting noises. Will often leave the stall door open and ask his neighbors if they need toilet paper.

"Bro hold my beer I need to go drop a Chad earthquake."
"I got you bro just don't forget to make lots of noise and ask your neighbors if they need toilet paper."

Chad earthquake by Bort: Slayer of Paninis August 3, 2017

Earthfucked 

The cataclysmic event that is caused by a trifecta of natural and/or man-made disasters, combined in a small geographical area within a short period of time, because Earth got pissed off.

Example: Japan - 2011 - Earthquake, tsunami, nuclear fallout; as in, "Damn! Japan got earthfucked!"

Earthfucked by Marlon, Dunk, TSB April 5, 2011