Earthfucked 

The cataclysmic event that is caused by a trifecta of natural and/or man-made disasters, combined in a small geographical area within a short period of time, because Earth got pissed off.

Example: Japan - 2011 - Earthquake, tsunami, nuclear fallout; as in, "Damn! Japan got earthfucked!"

Earthfucked by Marlon, Dunk, TSB April 5, 2011

Earfucked 

Every time you hear a person speak or sing it just makes you sick

I was listening to nickel back on the radio the other day and that whining singer earfucked me hard

Earfucked by bravia nova March 20, 2010