Earth Sandwich

When two people on opposite sides of the world put a piece of bread on the ground in unison. This act puts the Earth in the middle of a sandwich

Crack Smoker 1: yo dude if you finna put some bread on the ground and some ching chong in china do it too then yall make an earth sandwich?

Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo

Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo

Earth Sandwich by WasabiThumbs January 20, 2019

Earth Sandwich Theory

The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.

"Hey John, can you drop a slice of bread on the ground so we can test the Earth Sandwich Theory?"

Earth Sandwich Theory by Mediocretes February 21, 2019

Slazo's Earth Sandwich 

A historical landmark, constructed by the renowned architect, traveler and sandwich-maker Michael Kucharski that spans across the entire globe.

One axis is located on Bermuda while the other is in Perth, Australia.
It even has a rating of 4.9 on Google Maps.

"
Me: Man, I hope Slazo's doing ok

Slazo: makes Earth Sandwich

glad you're back mf
"
^ Excerpt from the top comment, not made by me

"I have to write this pointless sentence containing the exact words of 'Slazo's Earth Sandwich' because ud won't let me post this otherwise!"

Slazo's Earth Sandwich by seems like every name's taken October 1, 2019

Sandwich Earth Society 

The coolest, best Society there is. Probably.

Yo, those Sandwich Earthers from the Sandwich Earth Society have an IQ of 10000000! How shall we ever be as cool of Alternative Earthers as them!

Sandwich Earth Society by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018

Sandwich Earth Society 

A group of weirdos that think the earth is an edible object commonly made by putting objects like for example cheese, ham and tomatoes between two slices of bread, known as a sandwich.

The Dinosaur Earth Society was here, the Sandwich Earth Society can take an L

Sandwich Earth Society by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

sandwich earth community 

see dinosaur earth community

sandwich earth community

sandwich earth community by kinekosogayhegay June 19, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019