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Earth Sandwich

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When two people on opposite sides of the world put a piece of bread on the ground in unison. This act puts the Earth in the middle of a sandwich
Crack Smoker 1: yo dude if you finna put some bread on the ground and some ching chong in china do it too then yall make an earth sandwich?

Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo

Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo
Earth Sandwich by WasabiThumbs January 20, 2019
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Earth Sandwich Theory

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The theory that if there are two pieces of bread touching the crust of the earth at any given time it makes the earth into a sandwich.
"Hey John, can you drop a slice of bread on the ground so we can test the Earth Sandwich Theory?"
Earth Sandwich Theory by Mediocretes February 21, 2019
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Earth Sandwich • Earth Sandwich Theory • Slazo's Earth Sandwich • Sandwich Earth Society • sandwich earth community • earth • earth day • earth chan • Earth Pig • Earth Science

Slazo's Earth Sandwich 

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A historical landmark, constructed by the renowned architect, traveler and sandwich-maker Michael Kucharski that spans across the entire globe.

One axis is located on Bermuda while the other is in Perth, Australia.
It even has a rating of 4.9 on Google Maps.
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Me: Man, I hope Slazo's doing ok

Slazo: makes Earth Sandwich

glad you're back mf
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^ Excerpt from the top comment, not made by me

"I have to write this pointless sentence containing the exact words of 'Slazo's Earth Sandwich' because ud won't let me post this otherwise!"
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Sandwich Earth Society 

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The coolest, best Society there is. Probably.
Yo, those Sandwich Earthers from the Sandwich Earth Society have an IQ of 10000000! How shall we ever be as cool of Alternative Earthers as them!
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Sandwich Earth Society 

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A group of weirdos that think the earth is an edible object commonly made by putting objects like for example cheese, ham and tomatoes between two slices of bread, known as a sandwich.
The Dinosaur Earth Society was here, the Sandwich Earth Society can take an L
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sandwich earth community 

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see dinosaur earth community
sandwich earth community
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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