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He is a great father and is very sweet and kind and he may act all tough on the outside but on the inside he is a cuddle bear and is caring if u are down.
My dad
Earnest is Awesome!
Earnest by Kay.A November 13, 2019

Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.
Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."
Earnest Blowjob by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017

Earned my stripes 

Earned respect through some activity
I've earned my stripes, I earned my respect.

I've put in work, I've earned my stripes
Earned my stripes by NoCap🚫 April 3, 2019
"What does that mean?" Normally used when a picture is posted and the writing on the picture is illegible
The first use was on Craigslist in 2005 when a poster displayed and image from a Thrones record in which the word "Thrones" due to intense caligraphy looked like the word "earoneg." The example can be seen here: forums.craigslist.org/?ID=35080826

Ever since then, when a picture is posted and needs more explanation, "earoneg" is posted and the explanation comes shortly after
earoneg by via-chicago January 11, 2007
A lad who has to steal, hustle and grind to get where they want to be in life. A culture started in low class Sydney in the 1980s and was the origin of the term and culture of eshay. A earcher was characterized by the clothes they wore, brands such as, Nike, Gant, Polo, Lacoste and Asics are very intergrated into the culture. Not to be confused with a writer, a person who writes Graff. The modern term eshay or adlay is a combination of both, or in some areas eshay can mean a stingy cunt 12yo whos gonna stab ya for ya tim tams. Earchers are men who simply have to do dirty shit to get money. Not something that is chosen to do, but something which has to be done to survive and provide.
"That's Nter he was a OG earcher back in the day"
earcher by iminsomuchpain September 9, 2020

Un-earned Cuddle

The act of waking up to a one night stand and having that person clinging and cuddling you as if you are in a serious relationship.
I woke up to go piss and that random girl was clinging to my waist. I don't even know her name. A total Un-Earned Cuddle.
Un-earned Cuddle by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010