Ear penetrate 

The sexual act of a male inserting his micro penis into a woman's ear hole because that's the only way they will be able to feel it going in.

Oh no! The Viagra doesn't work, well looks like I'm going to have to ear penetrate a stranger.

Ear penetrate by hairy black male June 20, 2019

Michigan Ear penetrator 

The act of sticking any size toe (preferably the big toe) in ones ear, and rapidly moving said to in and out

Jenna's ear hole got resized by the Michigan ear penetrator

Michigan Ear penetrator by Mynameisyoy October 14, 2016

Ear hole penetration 

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

Ear hole penetration by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017

Ear hole penetration 

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole

Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"

Ear hole penetration by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017