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Ear bang 

To slap someone on the ear or side of head to hard the eardrum burst or pops. E.g. " He ear banged the shit out of paul"
Definition:

" Pay my money today or get ear bang".
Ear bang by Van wick July 31, 2023

Ear-Bang 

Talking someone's ear off after fully explaining your point of view.
Girlfriend: "Why did you do that?"
Boyfriend: "I'm sorry I did that."
Girlfriend: "I can't believe you did that! What is wrong with you? You know, if I did something like th--"
Boyfriend: "Bitch, stop ear-banging me, I said I was sorry!!"
Ear-Bang by Earbanger January 19, 2010

bang on the ear 

Of Celtic origin, a phrase meaning an affectionate kiss or pat on the ear or cheek. Popularized by the Scottish band "The Waterboys" in their song of the same name.
"You to me are treasure, you to me are dear. So I'll give you my love, and a bang on the ear" - The Waterboys
bang on the ear by garbo215 February 1, 2010

Ear Bangs 

The shorter hairs in front of the ears that don't get pulled back into a ponytail, but instead are tucked behind the ears. Often, these hairs do not grow longer than a few inches and remain ear bangs throughout a person's life.
"Not all of my hair will go back into a ponytail, so I'm left in ear bangs to tuck"
Ear Bangs by Marigold77 February 21, 2009

Ear banged 

When someone is kissing on your ear while you are getting it on and it gets to be too much that you feel they are fucking your ear
I went over to Justin’s last night and got ear banged. So gross!
Ear banged by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019

Ear Banging 

To be listening to other people's conversations with out being included in their conversations.
Laura sure was ear banging when I was talking to Valerie about what had happened last weekend.
Ear Banging by NorthMpls July 22, 2022
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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