Eahan 

An absolute idiot, this person would more likley jump off a bridge because there friend Did it too. Stay away from all eahan’s.

Eahan is so dumb stay away from them.

Eahan by Donald trump. October 3, 2020

Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway 

REDFYP is a youth club for future car thieves, burglars, rapists, drug traffickers, pedophiles, cock suckers for crack and common criminals in Los Angeles County. It’s regarded as a training program for criminals and a provider of job security for law-enforcement of all levels for decades to come.

BREAKING NEWS: The serial pedophile labeled “The Night Stroker of Los Angeles” was finally convicted today. Fun fact, he was a graduate of the Los Angeles County DA’s "Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway” program back in 2021.

Restorative Enhanced Diversion For Youth Pathway by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Wet Ethan 

Wet Willie's creepy uncle. When someone simulates intercourse with their tongue and your ear canal.

I brought this guy home the other night. We started fooling around, but he gave me a Wet Ethan. So i asked him politely, yet firmly to leave.

Wet Ethan by mmmeowmixxx May 3, 2019

Ethan Dolan 

BOIIIII DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PERFECTION THAT IS ETHAN DOLAN
Dark, luscious hair, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, jawline has more structure than your life
Tall AF, fine AF, DADDY AF

Has an obsession with small things, loves to adventure and be in nature
Humor is 10/10, definitely the better twi-
Ethan Dolans are intimidating the one moment and cute lil beans the next (will definitely leave you shook).
Protect them at all costs because they're always there for you.

Was once a famous viner but now a famous youtuber

Loves to make the Dolan stans swerve lanes

Girl 1:"Omg who is that MANS over there?"
Girl 2:"Oh him? That's Ethan Dolan"

Ethan Dolan by Fangirl15678 November 6, 2016

ethan dolan 

The sexiest male on the planet

Girl #1: damn look at that guy. With his big biceps, 6 pac and fine ass booty

Girl #2: that's Ethan Dolan. AKA my future husband

ethan dolan by I hate pineapples February 28, 2016

ethan dolan 

the most incredible, perfect person to have ever walked this earth. can make all your sadness go away by simply smiling or laughing.

has a sexy face and bod that will leave you SHOOK, is literally the most grateful person ever and never stops telling everyone how grateful he is for them and how much he loves them.

get yourself an ethan dolan and protect him bc he's a sweet lil bean

person 1: he's cute. i'd smash

person 2: oh yes, that is a rare ethan dolan in it's natural habitat, it's totes hot and will take photos if you ask kindly.

fandom's secret spy sitting on bench behind newspaper with fake 'stache: choke me ;)

ethan dolan by taylahdxlan April 17, 2017

ethan wilcox 

One who has a strang tendency to jerk himself or other people from out of nowhere especially in awkward situations e.g. School, airplane, vet, bus and much more.

Dude 1"Dude a Random dude Ethan wilcoxed me in class."
Dude 2 "Really the same happened to me but on the bus."
Dude 1 "Do you think it was the same guy."
Dude 2 "Probably."

ethan wilcox by All the drugs at once March 3, 2017