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E_volution

I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me
I'm taking the blame
For the blood of a crew mate, no sir
That's a big assumption to make
I don't need this attention, not amusing
Just wanna be left alone and do this O2 thing
I'm not explaining a thing to you, stop standing in my way
Purple can vouch for me, she giving me high praise
But blue, he's a bit confusing
Saw him standing at the drill, staring at a blue screen
Excuse me, like who's he? Really think he fooling
This dude schemes, did y'all hear that? Who screamed?
You see, I am not the one doing the killing
Defending against you rude creeps
I find it funny that you believing in anything that blue speaks
So I'ma call you sheep
One sheep, two sheep, whoa, wait a minute, blue's deceased
I know I'm the one that blamed blue but truly
I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me
Kevin: "Woah, is that famous Youtuber E_volution?"
E_volution: "I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me
I'm taking the blame
For the blood of a crew mate, no sir
That's a big assumption to make
I don't need this attention, not amusing
Just wanna be left alone and do this O2 thing
I'm not explaining a thing to you, stop standing in my way
Purple can vouch for me, she giving me high praise
But blue, he's a bit confusing
Saw him standing at the drill, staring at a blue screen
Excuse me, like who's he? Really think he fooling
This dude schemes, did y'all hear that? Who screamed?
You see, I am not the one doing the killing
Defending against you rude creeps
I find it funny that you believing in anything that blue speaks
So I'ma call you sheep
One sheep, two sheep, whoa, wait a minute, blue's deceased
I know I'm the one that blamed blue but truly
I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me"
by Spark_Lad March 17, 2022
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exolution

exolution = exodus + evolution; or

exolution = exodus + revolution; or

exolution = exodus + solution; hence

exolution indicates a movement away from stagnant way of doing business and toward a creative, global, and holistic approach to business.
What we need here is more than a mere solution, more than an evolution--even a revolution is not enough. Let us all plunging out, starting an all-out exolution.
by infomillionaire November 9, 2009
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evolution

How your pokemon change at certain levels!
"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"
by Pkmn Master January 15, 2012
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Sock Evolution

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.
I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.
by Dansla116 February 21, 2011
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Dragonball Evolution

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.
"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"
by Jamesdrennan08 May 11, 2009
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evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.
Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.
by SadPepe December 10, 2018
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dead end evolution

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!
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