Skip to main content

E_volution 

I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me
I'm taking the blame
For the blood of a crew mate, no sir
That's a big assumption to make
I don't need this attention, not amusing
Just wanna be left alone and do this O2 thing
I'm not explaining a thing to you, stop standing in my way
Purple can vouch for me, she giving me high praise
But blue, he's a bit confusing
Saw him standing at the drill, staring at a blue screen
Excuse me, like who's he? Really think he fooling
This dude schemes, did y'all hear that? Who screamed?
You see, I am not the one doing the killing
Defending against you rude creeps
I find it funny that you believing in anything that blue speaks
So I'ma call you sheep
One sheep, two sheep, whoa, wait a minute, blue's deceased
I know I'm the one that blamed blue but truly
I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me
Kevin: "Woah, is that famous Youtuber E_volution?"
E_volution: "I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me
I'm taking the blame
For the blood of a crew mate, no sir
That's a big assumption to make
I don't need this attention, not amusing
Just wanna be left alone and do this O2 thing
I'm not explaining a thing to you, stop standing in my way
Purple can vouch for me, she giving me high praise
But blue, he's a bit confusing
Saw him standing at the drill, staring at a blue screen
Excuse me, like who's he? Really think he fooling
This dude schemes, did y'all hear that? Who screamed?
You see, I am not the one doing the killing
Defending against you rude creeps
I find it funny that you believing in anything that blue speaks
So I'ma call you sheep
One sheep, two sheep, whoa, wait a minute, blue's deceased
I know I'm the one that blamed blue but truly
I'm not the impostor, it's all in your head
If I was the impostor, then you'd be dead
You're trying to frame me, stop holding your breath
You're trying to catch me because you suspect me"
E_volution by Spark_Lad March 17, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

exolution 

exolution = exodus + evolution; or

exolution = exodus + revolution; or

exolution = exodus + solution; hence

exolution indicates a movement away from stagnant way of doing business and toward a creative, global, and holistic approach to business.
What we need here is more than a mere solution, more than an evolution--even a revolution is not enough. Let us all plunging out, starting an all-out exolution.
exolution by infomillionaire November 9, 2009

evolution 

How your pokemon change at certain levels!
"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"
evolution by Pkmn Master January 15, 2012

Sock Evolution 

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.
I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.
Sock Evolution by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

Dragonball Evolution 

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.
"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.
Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.
evolution shit by SadPepe December 10, 2018

dead end evolution 

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!
More from Urban Dictionary
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
Load more