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A member of the ragtag, gung-ho, cultish NGO, EWB who praise themselves for “asking tough questions” but are experts at looking the other way IRL. They tout themselves as leaders but actually do little else than follow orders blindly. They pretend to excel in systemic thinking but don’t look fo reviewed papers, posters or even a newspaper article on that. The only praise about them comes from them in the form of globe and mail sponsored content.
They’re such EWBers, pretending to save Africa and champion feminism but they won’t even have the courage to discuss sexual assaults and harms in their own organization, let alone take action about it.
EWBer by kiki bambi September 20, 2019
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Pull an ewber 

When you use your alt account more than your main account. Usually on twitter.
I’m going to pull an ewber and use my alt more than my main
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John Egbert 

Character in the web comic Homestuck. Also known as Zoosmell Pooplord. Has a man-crush on Nicolas Cage and a minor obsession with Con Air. Is friends with Jade Harley, Dave Strider and Rose Lalonde. Hates the batter witch.
Karkat: Do the windy thing.
John Egbert: The what?
John Egbert by annularPhysicist December 27, 2011
Is a person who comes into your life and just changes how you think, completely! This person makes sure that you're loved to the point that you'd realized that you deserved to be loved like that. Elbert has the cutest eyes too!
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Erberslurp 

Look its a wild erberslurp
Erberslurp by Krebssss June 17, 2016
Emberli is a girl who is popular but doesn’t think she is. She’s more beautiful than most girls but thinks she ugly. All the guys like her and the girl wanna either be her or her friend. And her friend and best friend want something that don’t have that she does. She loves people to easily and she’s way to loving. She chill when she wants to be.
Hey look how beautiful that girl is! She’s such an emberli
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emberlynn 

A heart of gold with fire in her eyes. She glows in dark places. Determined, successful, and beautiful. She's very smart, independent and caring. Full of love. And her smile lights up the world. She's one of a kind.
Emberlynn is the brightest star in the sky, supernova.
emberlynn by anonymousflowerchild December 18, 2016