EVIT 

High School In Mesa, Arizona with advanced classes including microsoft certified classes and culinary arts.

I'm taking a summer session there, learning Adobe Illustrator, Then Photoshop, Then Flash MX, Then Dreamweaver. I think i will win!

EVIT by BObo D. HObo July 10, 2004

EVIT 

East Valley Institute of Technology, is a place that doesn't value technology. Rather nursing and building a fake hospital of taxpayer money illegally. The board members, have boards in their heads. Never stepping foot on campus, have zero idea what really goes on in the classrooms. The arm chair spreadsheets warriors really want to keep Arizona at 47th one of the least educated states in America. The out of touch boomers who run this place (at the top) will hire anyone, keep the pay low, and make sure to never replace the original carpet. Their is totally not fraud and embezzlement everywhere.

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EVIT is that school that builds a 2 million dollar football stadium and fires 30 teachers, and then gets caught stealing millions.

EVIT by EVIT July 24, 2022

Evita 

Evita is pure awesomeness. She is very different from anyone that you will ever meet, if you ever get the chance to get a hold of an Evita, never ever let her go, or you'll just see a lucky guy have her instead. She is funny, smart, and genuinely nice .. super nice. She will always help you and never turn you down. She'll always show you a good time because of her sense of humor, and will always care for her friends and will love them forever. If she's into you, you're a lucky bastard. You can easily fall in love with her, and it won't be a hard time.

Person 1: Hey who's that with the bright light following her?
Person 2: Oh that's Evita.
Person 1: Aha, now I understand.

Person 1: I think I've found my Evita.
Person 2: Marry her.

Omg you should totally meet this girl, you'll love her she's such an Evita .. :)

Evita by .Epic fail of epic win. December 7, 2011

Evita 

In love with moto moto

Im so evita with moto moto

Evita by Poopyboy12345 May 2, 2019

Evitable 

Able to be avoided, evaded, or escaped; Uncertain; Unnecessary; Not necessarily sure to occur, happen, or come; Alterable.

The evitable result of life is death. Assuming you are immortal.

Evitable by Cody Schatzle October 17, 2007

Evita 

Evita is a musical written by Andrew Lloyd Webber. It is about Evita Peron, the first lady of the former president of Argentina. It's a great musical with awesome songs like "Buenos Aires" and "Oh What A Circus".

Evita: High flying adored, I've been called names, but that's the strangest. My story's quite usual "LOCAL GIRL MAKES GOOD WITH FAMOUS MAN". I was slapped in the right place, at the perfect time. Filled a gap, I was lucky...but one thing I'll say for me....no one else can fill it like I can.

Evita by Ilana July 16, 2008

Evite Exegesis

Analyzing an evite. Despite evites' air of informality, they are often carefully constructed by party planners and thus can be rich with meaning. Nevertheless, it is easy to overthink an evite, whether by incorrectly ascribing intentionality to hastily written remarks, attempting to divine patterns from the ebb & flow of responses, or forgetting to ask yourself the simple question, "Will I have fun?"

No response prompts more evite exegesis than "+ 1 guest."

Evite Exegesis by PBMax June 13, 2008