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ETORT Stands for: Elite Team Of Random Things
Usually used when you and a friend or group of Friends come up with something completely random.
"Me and Adam come up with the weirdest drawings so we call ourselfs
The ETORT"

"That was so random, you three are like a ETORT"
ETORT by Ripped_Jeans October 17, 2008
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To get something by threats or other unfair means.
Two greedy people falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to EXTORT money from him.
Extort by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012
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Extortionist 

A person who uses threats and other means of intimidation to get something they want.
Evan Chandler and Janet Arvizo are two extortionists who falsely accused Michael Jackson of child molestation in attempts to get their hands on his money.
Extortionist by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012

Extortion 

A crime in which something is obtained by use of threats or intimidation etc.
Michael Jackson was the victim of EXTORTION attempts by two greedy people itching to get their hands on his money.
Extortion by MKTrthBTld March 8, 2012
A feeling you have right before a glow stick dance party with all of the lit kiddos. However not everyone can feel enorted it just comes to you.
“Woah Ralph did you know there’s a glow stick party tomorrow?”
Nah Rikeed ooo I’m so enorted”
Enorted by Jon Harold the 3rd April 11, 2018

Extortion 

The meaning is getting money through force or threats
In the song first day out by boo gatti it said "extortion we just pick pocket him"
Extortion by Jeremiah daddy November 28, 2016
A feeling of excitement that flows through. It’s most likely to take place before a glow stick party or while eating grapes.
“Yo rikeed, did you hear about the glow stick party at the beach tonight?”
Ofc shithead I’m so ENORTED!”
enorted by Jon Harold the 3rd May 19, 2018
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