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Emmortal 

A person who believes that they are immortal. This person might claim to be a god and think he is better than most people.
Person 1: "Kanye West really thinks he's a god."
Person 2: "Nah he's just emmortal. "
Emmortal by King Casper June 17, 2014
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Emotality 

Emo spreading to the person next / close to you.
John is so emo today, no wonder her gf June is attaining emotality.
Emotality by eUpH0rIa June 3, 2010
A word to describe things or people on the internet that will remain in peoples' memories forever. Usually youtube videos or from youtube videos.
Charlie the unicorn and the Numa Numa guy are tottaly E-mortal, dude. They'll never die.

Don't you wish you were E-mortal?
E-mortal by Red_Wintah May 4, 2009

emotallica 

Pronounced: E-MOE-TAL-IK-UH

1) A metal band that was once great but now is really sad shell of what they were.

2) Any once good band that now sucks.

3) Any Metallica album after 'And justice for all'.

4) Any metal album or band that sounds emo-like and whines about girls who won't love them enough.
1) Fuck John, the last 2 albums these guys put out were awesome, this new album though is fucking emotallica.

2) Man, what the fuck is this emotallica shit, the whole album is whiners playing lame solos, hurry up and put on some fucking Slayer already.

3) The songs these guys are making now are really showing us their sensitivity and true vulnerability. Ya man, it’s a steaming, reeking pile of emotallica.

4) Jack was sad about his girlfriend leaving him for a real man, so he was angry and put on some emotallica to hide his bawling and sobbing from his roommates.

5) This music is so emotallica that I want to kill myself.

6) If Don throws on any of that emotallica shit he listens to at this party, not only am I going to smash the stereo, I am going to zidown his bitch ass. *note - see zidowned
emotallica by Dalkhu September 5, 2008

Emotality 

The mentality of an emo person to hate everything.
That boy has such a depressing emotality.
Emotality by DVS TJ March 7, 2009

emotales 

(e-mo-tales)
-noun

1. A strict narration using only emote icons.
Sorry, but I cannot provide an example for emotales on such a limiting canvas.
emotales by Hellaphunt October 30, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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