ETAnus

The estimated time of arrival for one's ass to travel from Point A to Point B.

Dude, what's your ETAnus?!?! We've been waiting on your ass all night.

by PatSullivan November 1, 2015

Etalus

Etalus is a cool bear character In rivals of aether

Person1: Dang I got beat by an etalus main.
Person2: What was their name?
Person1: Etaluspro25
Person3: Oh that was me lol

by Ansbachwolf March 27, 2019

Eitanus Bortius

A Fuck boy with a tic-tac dick and likes fat chicks. Speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent dick. Also has a nose the size of the empire state building. Is the plug for opium.

Yo Don't bring Eitanus Bortius into your room, he gets high as fuck.

by matemoscas October 4, 2016

Elanus

A man using, gold bricking, whore of a woman who is completely faithless and lower than dogshit.

I married a complete Elanus.

by Chaucer had it coming March 15, 2010