ESPM 

Environmental Science Policy and Management major at the University of Minnesota- Twin Cities. People in this major can be classified into sveral groups. 1) Tree Huggers 2)Hippies 3)Green Freaks 4)Occasional normal person ready to switch majors because everyone else is weird 5)Excited about conserving, EVERYTHING, 6) Politiacly Liberal (but conservative with the environment) 7) Voted for OBAMA 8) Don't know what ESPN is

Jason: Did you hear about the 'Hour of Darkness Party'?
Justin: No, What is it?
Jason: We are going to 'Turn off the lights in your room and have some fun' to conserve energy
Justin: Must be them ESPM kids, again

ESPM by F2H&B2C March 1, 2009

ESPMS 

Impossible to figure out way that girls/women seem to know EVERYTHING about what we men do.

Earl: Coming to the bar tonight?

Joe: My girl found out I was cheating, I cleaned up the apartment and everything but she just....knows.

Earl: It's the ESPMS, man. They all have it.

Joe: But how did she...

Earl: THEY ALL HAVE IT.

ESPMS by the_cajun88 February 8, 2010

ESPMML 

Acronym for Emo/Scene People Make Me Laugh. A MySpace user who has recently become very popular for her blogs and opinions (e.g. One entry cites "How to Be Scene," indicating that all scenesters all dress, think, act alike). The idea of Tom not being the creator of MySpace also originated with her, creating a new theory as to the true founder.

A commenter (Sprinkles) left this on her site, directed towards ESPMML: People stopped praying to Jesus. They stopped praying to Jeffree Star and..now they're praying to you

ESPMML by NaivivTheRed June 18, 2006

ESPMML 

ESPMML (Emo/Scene People Make Me Laugh) is a MySpace account run by some racist, douche-bag girl who thinks she knows everything about everything. She thinks that she is the first one to come up with the theories she blogs about. She has legions of little MySpace fans who think she is the greatest thing to ever hit the internet and always compliment her on her writing (ex: "LMAO ILY"); when in fact, she writes very poorly about things she barely understands. In conclusion, she sucks and the people that praise her are probably illiterate.

"Maybe asians are bad drivers, but is it because their eyes are so small? I don't know."-ESPMML

ESPMML by Tanya Harding December 29, 2007