A shower, usually taken by dads/fathers where he places his 'anal lips' against the shower wall and lets out these HUGE farts that shake the whole house. These are usually accompanied by the person taking a shit in the shower, aiming for the (hopefully) open toilet seat, and missing. When you go in after he's finished, it looks like a war scene. POO EVERYWHERE WOO!
Andrew's dad (in bathroom): ARHHHHH! *splat*
Leon: What the hell is that?
Andrew: That's just my dad. I think he's talking one of his angry showers.
Leon: Wait, what the fuck is an angry shower? Is he oka-
Andrew's dad: *BLARRRRRNT!*
Andrew: oh god...
Andrew's dad: KOBE! *splat*
Andrew's dad: Damn, missed again.
Andrew and Leon: O_O
Leon: What the hell is that?
Andrew: That's just my dad. I think he's talking one of his angry showers.
Leon: Wait, what the fuck is an angry shower? Is he oka-
Andrew's dad: *BLARRRRRNT!*
Andrew: oh god...
Andrew's dad: KOBE! *splat*
Andrew's dad: Damn, missed again.
Andrew and Leon: O_O
by the_cajun88 February 11, 2011
Earl: Coming to the bar tonight?
Joe: My girl found out I was cheating, I cleaned up the apartment and everything but she just....knows.
Earl: It's the ESPMS, man. They all have it.
Joe: But how did she...
Earl: THEY ALL HAVE IT.
Joe: My girl found out I was cheating, I cleaned up the apartment and everything but she just....knows.
Earl: It's the ESPMS, man. They all have it.
Joe: But how did she...
Earl: THEY ALL HAVE IT.
by the_cajun88 February 08, 2010