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a brazilian national exam that's equivalent to the SATs of the USA and it's used to get in private and public colleges.
the terror of students, it's an exam that lasts 5 hours and happens in two sundays in november.
never arrive late or you will become a meme (the notorious ''atrasados do Enem").
boa prova!
cacete o Enem eh nessa semana ja .... estudei nada rsrsrsrs
holy shit Enem is this week already .... i haven't studied anything lmao
Enem by garbageater25 November 1, 2019
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The alternative to replying nm in a chat, meaning "not much".
While its alternative, nm, is used for either "never mind" or "not much", only the latter definition is meant when "Enem" is said.
It is generally considered a slightly fancier way of replying to a question with indifference.
St8ks; Hey Phil, wassup?
philly76: enem; you?
St8ks: Same here.
Enem by GeminiXtech May 15, 2009
Amazing, athletic, good style, humble af, gets hated on my Jayda the dumb blond, tall, fast.
Wow look at enem go, he beat Jayda in a race wow
Enem by Theuvenem February 20, 2022

ENEMY STAND 

Any stand user that isn't an ally of a JoJo or Joestar.
Koichi Hirose: This must be the work of an ENEMY STAND user!
ENEMY STAND by lazyassbum October 9, 2019

enema bag 

A person who has surpassed the moniker of a "douche bag". These people are the cream of the crop / elite of "douche bags" and deserve a unique, differentiating term for them, like "executive douche bag". Any random person can be a "douche bag", but enema bags are mired in their own sense of self importance in the world.
That enema bag dude in the skinny, bejeweled jeans, was trying to tell me his theory on stock market technical analysis and couldn't have been more incorrect. I think he should spend more time tanning and less time trying to impress others with failed theories.
enema bag by Davester75 August 1, 2012

Enemigna 

When a person receiving and/or giving an enema isn't sure of the contents of said enema bag
Horatio was unsure of his situation as he received an enemigna in a Hatian Hospital
Enemigna by jrky March 2, 2009

public-enema

also: 'public-enema #2' \ when citizens riot in the streets in order to purge unjust government regulations, or to expunge a corrupt administration .
Outcry over the phoney election results has led to the biggest public-enema yet seen in that country.
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pod person 

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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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No Surprises Wedding

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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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