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Walmart xQcOW, who tweets always miss. Lives in a rich neighborhood and complains about having to go open the gate to his private neighborhood to get the DoorDash in. Gets 0 bitches.
"Have you seen that motherfucker ELPWS?"

"Yeah he's annoying as fuck"

"for real!"
elpws by ludic! October 17, 2020
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Elpresador 

The definition of an American citizen who does not give a shit about being politically correct.
Elpresador does not give a flying fuck if he offends you. He makes all the nerds dance like puppets because they are on his strings.

Elpresador 

The Beast himself. You can find Elpresador in his natural habitat knocking down trees, beasting groundhogs, and not giving a flying fuck.
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP... FUCK!! - the Elpresador's mating call
Elpresador by BEAST NATION May 1, 2011

ElPreciooo 

An up and coming 16 Y/O rapper from Edinburgh, Scotland who is gonna be someone someday

Made a song named "Starter Level Freestyle" which gained 1,000 streams on soundcloud only 4 days after he dropped the song with BEARLY ANY promotion!!
"ElPreciooo in this flow, i aint listening to hoes"
ElPreciooo by unknow7337 August 20, 2023

Quote Of Elpws 

When a small streamer with an average viewer count of less than 5 says a stupid quote.
Elpws: Chat, you know what they say, right?
Chat: Yes, we know.
Elpws: *Says it anyway*
Elpws: When you're mining, you can be this close to getting a diamond and you can turn around and walk away. Or you can keep mining and eventaully find the diamond through all the pain.

Chat: pepeAgony
Elpws: Laughs with his own joke.

This is what we call: The Quote Of Elpws
Quote Of Elpws by MyNameisArne March 10, 2021

ELPRESADOR 

best youtube commentator that there is , provides the beastscribers with golden entertainment and exposes the little bitches.
I had a bad day and then i watched a elpresador commentary, now i'm laughing my fucking ass off
ELPRESADOR by FullMetalJacket August 23, 2011