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Elpresador 

The definition of an American citizen who does not give a shit about being politically correct.
Elpresador does not give a flying fuck if he offends you. He makes all the nerds dance like puppets because they are on his strings.
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Elpresador 

The Beast himself. You can find Elpresador in his natural habitat knocking down trees, beasting groundhogs, and not giving a flying fuck.
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP... FUCK!! - the Elpresador's mating call
Elpresador by BEAST NATION May 1, 2011

ELPRESADOR 

best youtube commentator that there is , provides the beastscribers with golden entertainment and exposes the little bitches.
I had a bad day and then i watched a elpresador commentary, now i'm laughing my fucking ass off
ELPRESADOR by FullMetalJacket August 23, 2011

Elpresador 

A term for a 40 year old homosexual man who does nothing but plays video games.
Stay In school kids or you'll end up like Elpresador
Elpresador by Elpresador June 27, 2009

Elpresador 

A YouTube commentator whose content, much like his hair, has grown thin.
Friend 1: Have you been watching Elpresador's videos lately?

Friend 2: Nope.
Elpresador by Former Sub October 10, 2012

Elpresador 

A condition that affects middle aged men who live in there grandmothers basement and has to ask permission to borrow the car. Suffers from mild to severe mental illness. Is a leader of men...who's I.Q. is in the range of 67-74.
I saw a fat 42 year old man driving down my street. He was screaming incoherently to himself while looking at his phone. It was later revealed to me that he suffers from Elpresador
Elpresador by DarkHelmet November 22, 2014
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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