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Walmart xQcOW, who tweets always miss. Lives in a rich neighborhood and complains about having to go open the gate to his private neighborhood to get the DoorDash in. Gets 0 bitches.
"Have you seen that motherfucker ELPWS?"

"Yeah he's annoying as fuck"

"for real!"
elpws by ludic! October 17, 2020
Words you can keep

Quote Of Elpws 

When a small streamer with an average viewer count of less than 5 says a stupid quote.
Elpws: Chat, you know what they say, right?
Chat: Yes, we know.
Elpws: *Says it anyway*
Elpws: When you're mining, you can be this close to getting a diamond and you can turn around and walk away. Or you can keep mining and eventaully find the diamond through all the pain.

Chat: pepeAgony
Elpws: Laughs with his own joke.

This is what we call: The Quote Of Elpws
Quote Of Elpws by MyNameisArne March 10, 2021
Spanish for “The Piss
I drank all those Coronas, then had elpis.
elpis by Spanish_Expert November 20, 2020

ElPaso kepa

ElPaso Kepa is the definition on sex appeal, usually used to describe beautiful men that have success in their life, especially with girls and business.
ElPaso is the leg movement and it represents excitement and fun.
Every group of friends need an ElPaso Kepa element.
Pier: "did you see ElPaso Kepa yesterday?"
Alberto: "of course, he was doing ElPaso surrounded by girls"
Pier:" ElPaso Kepa makes my day"
ElPaso kepa by kepdfiammifr November 21, 2021
a nickname used in the ancient Rome to describe warriors that their dick wouldn't get hard
he such an elpso , his dick did not get hard even with all those women
elpso by kreitom October 23, 2020
elpso is a nickname used in ancient Rome to describe a warrior that his dick wouldn't get hard. Could also be gay
he is such an elpso defining why his dick didn't get hard even with all those women.
elpso by kreitom October 23, 2020
A group of young musicians who don't make one specific genre of music. The group consists of Cheegitus, SeaPoopMan, and Jordan Obama. They have had features with artists such as Oxqu, Mr. Murray, and others, with more to come in the foreseeable future.
Ayo bro, have you listened to SPEAK ENGLISH by ELPRS?????
ELPRS by fartermcgee April 7, 2024
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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