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elpso is a nickname used in ancient Rome to describe a warrior that his dick wouldn't get hard. Could also be gay
he is such an elpso defining why his dick didn't get hard even with all those women.
elpso by kreitom October 23, 2020
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elpoep kcalb 

Elpoep Kcalb- code for (read it backwards) if you are in the ghetto and u dont want to die.
all these elpoep kcalb are really sketchy and i think that one has a rat
elpoep kcalb by Mysterious Dr.X January 11, 2014
Beautiful town in Surrey 16 miles from London with parks, a theatre and great shops and restaurants.
Epsom is pretty cool.
Epsom by .l April 24, 2014
The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.
Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...

elison garcia 

loves the color purple, Makes you fall down faster then two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass, often called peanut, he likes pussy a whole lot, was wearing on november 12th 2010, is in love with jenna jordan (not the pornstar) likes to play call of duty naked in bed all day and doesnt except himself .
im not looking for a elison garcia right now .

victoria rodriguez wants some elison garcia
elison garcia by classmates ;) November 15, 2010
an amazing figure one of great wisdom and who stands tall among normal men
i feel elso around these people
Elso by epicgee456 January 9, 2010