A combination of Doomer and Zoomer. They are 12-17 year old boys who "don't want to be horny, they just want to be happy". Most Dzoomers spend their time posting sad minion memes with edgy semi-suicidal captions on Facebook and they usually ruin the mood by being too sad all the time. Some of them start simping for affection online and eventually become Eboys.
Girl on FB: I can't believe Jason broke up with me 😥😥😫
Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did anyone care? We never get what we wish for so stop believing you live in a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try my best...
Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did anyone care? We never get what we wish for so stop believing you live in a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try my best...
by OfficialPornhub June 16, 2020
Dzoomer: A combination of Doomer and Zoomer. They are 12-17 year old boys who "don't want to be horny, they just want to be happy". Most Dzoomers spend their time posting sad minion memes with edgy semi-suicidal captions on Facebook and usually ruin the mood by being too sad all the time. Some of them start simping for affection online and eventually become Eboys.
Girl on FB: I can't believe Jason broke up with me :sob: :triumph:
Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did someone listen? We never get what we wish for so stop imagining a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try at least...
Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did someone listen? We never get what we wish for so stop imagining a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try at least...
by Ant Wan June 15, 2020
Dzoomer - A 13-16 year old boy who is too depressed to accept the fact that he's too young to be in a relationship, but not depressed enough to post about his loneliness on social media. Most dzoomers are coomers or have coomer like traits.
Boy on social media: Omg I just want someone to hug me... like really bad. I feel like no one wants me...
Girl replying: Don't say that! I'm sure someone is out there for you
24 year old savage replying: Haha what a fucking dzoomer get a life lmaoo
67 year old replying: carrot cake reciep
Girl replying: Don't say that! I'm sure someone is out there for you
24 year old savage replying: Haha what a fucking dzoomer get a life lmaoo
67 year old replying: carrot cake reciep
by Ant Wan June 7, 2020