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A combination of Doomer and Zoomer. They are 12-17 year old boys who "don't want to be horny, they just want to be happy". Most Dzoomers spend their time posting sad minion memes with edgy semi-suicidal captions on Facebook and they usually ruin the mood by being too sad all the time. Some of them start simping for affection online and eventually become Eboys.
Girl on FB: I can't believe Jason broke up with me 😥😥😫
Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did anyone care? We never get what we wish for so stop believing you live in a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try my best...
Dzoomer in comments: Love is fake. Life is fake but we're still alive. I never asked to be born, but did anyone care? We never get what we wish for so stop believing you live in a perfect world.
Dzoomer 2 in comments: im gonna f*cking kms why dont girls like me i try my best...
by OfficialPornhub June 16, 2020