A highly specific and irrational condition in which one’s cognitive or motor functions are compromised due to an intense sexual or romantic fixation on someone named Dylan. Symptoms may include distracted thinking, sudden daydreaming, inability to focus, and excessive social media stalking.
She was supposed to be studying for finals, but her dylsexia kicked in the moment Dylan posted a gym selfie.
by Mia not Maya April 7, 2025
Get the Dylsexiamug.