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Dang man my Dwoif barley fits in these trousers
Dwoif by xJatality March 5, 2022
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v. Imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.

n. The act of imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.
That one night when Steve dwiffled french onion soup and a chocolate milk shake changed the way diner food would be eaten forever
dwiffle by steve-sizzle June 11, 2006
Related Words
Dwoif doif dwife dwiff Dwift dworf daoife DWAIFAI dweif DWIF
I will DWIFFL and I don't care what you say.
DWIFFL by Sara Anne Michaels December 16, 2008
To scam, lie, cheat, steal, or generally screw over your friends for your own personal gain.

Also to have a twelve inch dick.
Dwolff: hey can you give me some gas money

Bill: You just stole my car...

Dwolff: Yeah, it is on empty...
Dwolff by JJ108 April 19, 2013
Acronym for "Don't worry about it, forget about it." Can be used to tell someone your business isn't theirs, or just to fuck with someone when answering a question you don't feel like giving a real answer to. See DWAI
Example one:

Jim: Whats good man?
Dan: Not much, how 'bout you.

Jim: Why are there all those bruises on your face, did you get into a fight?
Dan: DWAIFAI

Example 2:

John: Who is your ISP?
Dave: DWAIFAI
John: Wha?
Dave: DWAIFAI
DWAIFAI by peaceking January 11, 2010
An expression of sympathetic frustration and surprise. Customarily used in situations where the person using the expression has found him/herself in the same or similar situation as the subject.
- "I got a flat tire yesterday, in the pouring rain".
- "Did you really? Doif".
doif by AppleZack December 6, 2006
Man who performs wifely duties for mate.
Man who delivers cups of tea in the morning to flat mate - naked.
dwifey by Vixen October 15, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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