Dwoif

Dwoif: A slightly above average penis

Dang man my Dwoif barley fits in these trousers

by xJatality March 5, 2022

dwiffle

v. Imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.

n. The act of imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.

That one night when Steve dwiffled french onion soup and a chocolate milk shake changed the way diner food would be eaten forever

by steve-sizzle June 11, 2006

DWIFFL

Do What I Fucking Feel Like

I will DWIFFL and I don't care what you say.

by Sara Anne Michaels December 16, 2008

Dwolff

To scam, lie, cheat, steal, or generally screw over your friends for your own personal gain.

Also to have a twelve inch dick.

Dwolff: hey can you give me some gas money

Bill: You just stole my car...

Dwolff: Yeah, it is on empty...

by JJ108 April 19, 2013

DWAIFAI

Acronym for "Don't worry about it, forget about it." Can be used to tell someone your business isn't theirs, or just to fuck with someone when answering a question you don't feel like giving a real answer to. See DWAI

Example one:

Jim: Whats good man?
Dan: Not much, how 'bout you.

Jim: Why are there all those bruises on your face, did you get into a fight?
Dan: DWAIFAI

Example 2:

John: Who is your ISP?
Dave: DWAIFAI
John: Wha?
Dave: DWAIFAI

by peaceking January 11, 2010

doif

An expression of sympathetic frustration and surprise. Customarily used in situations where the person using the expression has found him/herself in the same or similar situation as the subject.

- "I got a flat tire yesterday, in the pouring rain".
- "Did you really? Doif".

by AppleZack December 6, 2006

dwifey

Man who performs wifely duties for mate.

Man who delivers cups of tea in the morning to flat mate - naked.

by Vixen October 15, 2004