doif

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An expression of sympathetic frustration and surprise. Customarily used in situations where the person using the expression has found him/herself in the same or similar situation as the subject.

- "I got a flat tire yesterday, in the pouring rain".
- "Did you really? Doif".

doif by AppleZack December 6, 2006

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Doif

A male house-wife or a domestic male. Someone unemployed of the male variety who spends his time in the home cooking and cleaning for the family.

Being a doif, Jack was used to the daily tasks of cooking for his family and cleaning up after them after they've all went off to school and work.

Doif by ShinyNickel September 1, 2012

doif

Being a doif is when you just being a stupid ass, nobody likes doif’s, don’t be a doif.

Bruhhh that kid Jahseh really be a doif

doif by kimjonbolognese May 1, 2019

Doif

Is a word used to discribe a person who has said something or done an act that would be considered really stupid. It is sometimes shouted at a stupid person in moments of fustration. It originated in Cork, Ireland but is becoming popular worldwide and on the internet.

-What is the Capital of America again? Mexico?

-Dude you are such a doif!

Doif by nejybear November 29, 2010

Doif

A super cool guy, somebody who is really good at sex.

I had sex with a real Doif last night

Doif by anonymous March 6, 2022

What to do if someone calls you a pussy

Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)

What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy

You: Don't talk about something you can't get.

Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)

What to do if someone calls you a pussy by LaxBroBaller June 12, 2016

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.

Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go by meavagemary January 18, 2022

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026