doif

An expression of sympathetic frustration and surprise. Customarily used in situations where the person using the expression has found him/herself in the same or similar situation as the subject.

- "I got a flat tire yesterday, in the pouring rain".
- "Did you really? Doif".

by AppleZack December 6, 2006

Doif

A male house-wife or a domestic male. Someone unemployed of the male variety who spends his time in the home cooking and cleaning for the family.

Being a doif, Jack was used to the daily tasks of cooking for his family and cleaning up after them after they've all went off to school and work.

by ShinyNickel September 1, 2012

doif

Being a doif is when you just being a stupid ass, nobody likes doif’s, don’t be a doif.

Bruhhh that kid Jahseh really be a doif

by kimjonbolognese May 1, 2019

Doif

Is a word used to discribe a person who has said something or done an act that would be considered really stupid. It is sometimes shouted at a stupid person in moments of fustration. It originated in Cork, Ireland but is becoming popular worldwide and on the internet.

-What is the Capital of America again? Mexico?

-Dude you are such a doif!

by nejybear November 29, 2010

Doif

A super cool guy, somebody who is really good at sex.

I had sex with a real Doif last night

by anonymous March 6, 2022

What to do if someone calls you a pussy

Say "Don't talk about something you can't get" or "Maybe that's why you're such a dick" or "You are what you eat" (if you're a guy)

What to do if someone calls you a pussy
Guy 1: Pussy

You: Don't talk about something you can't get.

Guy 1: (Walks away because he just got burned)

by LaxBroBaller June 12, 2016

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.

Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋

by meavagemary January 18, 2022