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DWIF by omfgcarebears! March 14, 2011
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v. Imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.

n. The act of imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.
That one night when Steve dwiffled french onion soup and a chocolate milk shake changed the way diner food would be eaten forever
dwiffle by steve-sizzle June 11, 2006
Related Words
dwife • dwiff • Dwift • DWIF • dwifa • dwifey • DWIFFL • dwiffle • dwiftejb • DWIFW
I will DWIFFL and I don't care what you say.
DWIFFL by Sara Anne Michaels December 16, 2008
Man who performs wifely duties for mate.
Man who delivers cups of tea in the morning to flat mate - naked.
dwifey by Vixen October 15, 2004
Deal with it fuck face. For when you're in the mood to tell off a friend, but you're to lazy to do it.
Tom: Are you seriously gonna shave that cat?

Steve: Hell yeah I am! DWIFF!
DWIFF by BetterthanSMDES October 14, 2012
Duffy: whats that smell?
David:dude chill its a dwife
dwife by Dwife master November 11, 2013

dwiftejb 

Someone who likes to code. Like code a lot. He also likes to jailbreak. That's weird.
He hates CrafterPika and NoobMaster69.
Person 1: Hey did you know DwifteJB is learning scratch?
Person2: That's crazy!!!
dwiftejb by TotallyNotDwifteJB October 27, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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