dwife

A dick fart

Duffy: whats that smell?
David:dude chill its a dwife

by Dwife master November 11, 2013

I'd Wife

A short way of expressing how sexy or beautiful a woman is, to the point where you would even consider making her your wife.

Damn that girls so hot, I'd wife.

FUARK SHES FINE, I'd wife.

by treybrah May 3, 2011

DiFerdinando

A rare last name, which for the good-looking people only.

Boy 1 :Oh look she’s such a DiFerdinando...
Boy 2: Wow I agree I wish I was one...

by Ohiofreakboy December 18, 2018

To dwipe

Swiping on dating apps using your penis. Dwipe refers to a 'dick swipe' hence a 'dwipe'.

Dwiping is usually done for luck and/or comic effect. It also may or may not make for a great 'how we met' story.

"Man I'm telling you, I dwiped up some really promising matches last night!"

"Dude, do you really need to dwipe in here??"

by Verbis October 30, 2018

dwiffle

v. Imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.

n. The act of imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.

That one night when Steve dwiffled french onion soup and a chocolate milk shake changed the way diner food would be eaten forever

by steve-sizzle June 11, 2006

DWIFFL

Do What I Fucking Feel Like

I will DWIFFL and I don't care what you say.

by Sara Anne Michaels December 16, 2008

Dwipe up

A word that recognizes your current, past, or future intoxication.

"Hey , guy, you get that booze so we can dwipe up tonight?"

"Yo, Ronnie is dwiped up hardcore!"

by thejewnazi March 10, 2018