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I'd Wife 

A short way of expressing how sexy or beautiful a woman is, to the point where you would even consider making her your wife.
Damn that girls so hot, I'd wife.

FUARK SHES FINE, I'd wife.
I'd Wife by treybrah May 3, 2011
Related Words
dwife • dwifey • dife • Dwijesh • dwijen • dwite • dwiff • Dwift • difebe • difecta

DiFerdinando

A rare last name, which for the good-looking people only.
Boy 1 :Oh look she’s such a DiFerdinando...
Boy 2: Wow I agree I wish I was one...
DiFerdinando by Ohiofreakboy December 18, 2018

To dwipe 

Swiping on dating apps using your penis. Dwipe refers to a 'dick swipe' hence a 'dwipe'.

Dwiping is usually done for luck and/or comic effect. It also may or may not make for a great 'how we met' story.
"Man I'm telling you, I dwiped up some really promising matches last night!"

"Dude, do you really need to dwipe in here??"
To dwipe by Verbis October 30, 2018
v. Imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.

n. The act of imbibibing two different liquids of different temperatures and flavor simultaneously and allowing them to mix in your mouth.
That one night when Steve dwiffled french onion soup and a chocolate milk shake changed the way diner food would be eaten forever
dwiffle by steve-sizzle June 11, 2006
I will DWIFFL and I don't care what you say.
DWIFFL by Sara Anne Michaels December 16, 2008

Dwipe up 

A word that recognizes your current, past, or future intoxication.
"Hey , guy, you get that booze so we can dwipe up tonight?"

"Yo, Ronnie is dwiped up hardcore!"
Dwipe up by thejewnazi March 10, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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